Score: 10

"Great game"

submission: Stoneage Assassin 2

date: September 18, 2009

Worked flawlessly for me.
The artwork was superb/
The voice acting was very professional sounding and told the story well.
The sound effects were great, I found myself breathing along with the game. :)
The story itself was very well written, although there were a few grammatical mistakes with the written portions with which you can polish it up if you wish, It was a great read.
I love the gameplay, and the simple puzzle with the first mission to kill the leader.
Great job.

Score: 10

"Oh man"

submission: SMG Sex Tape XXX

date: September 18, 2009

I love this song. I remember when you gave us a dance once. I didn't wanna see you naked do I watched with my hands over my eyes. Then the LA LA LA LA made me peek and I was happy there was no nudity.
review #1

Score: 5

"I laughed hard"

submission: Immature shorts 2

date: September 12, 2009

at the first skit, the one with Barrack Obama, but then I stopped. Then you made me cry. :,(

Score: 5

"Fun idea"

submission: Survival Z

date: September 11, 2009

But the controlling of the workers and the soldier needs to be rethought. Maybe have the workers move to an area selcted by the mouse and then control the soldier the with the arrow keys/awsd. you have the controls conflicting making all movements once the soldier arrives slow and lagged. If you can somehow overcome the computer industry's problem with having two simultaneous human input devices working together, you will be a millionaire.
You have one touch kill on the soldier and a slow firing rate, you have zombies in a number far greater than the money available, the soldiers ammo, and shelters health will allow for a winning condition. You must re code this game from the ground up.
Good luck.

Score: 10

"Never has it been more fun"

submission: Ask Taco-Man: Flash

date: September 7, 2009

to watch a grown man cry.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Your bitterness was like tickles to me.

Score: 5

"What is the point"

submission: Mad World 1.5

date: September 6, 2009

To just grab all 54 of the triangles and then feel sorry for you because no one understands how hard it is to be you?
What ever.
The game worked well but what worked was very little. Very basic and the only thing that separates this from other first flash submissions is the music and the dead end emo pits.
I would suggest to at least put in some sort of goal or objective. You gave neither of those in this flash. You just bragged about how you drew everything except the text.
The triangles do nothing, the enemies do nothing. There is no reward or punishment while playing this game. You just keep going in either direction till you can't see ( "THE ETERNAL DARKNESS" LOL ).
I would suggest you keep making games and that you cheer the fuck up.
The fact that you are able to make flash says loads as to how "BAD" you actually have it. You could have been born a crack whore's child and had to learn how to suck dick in order to eat.
Things you should add:
color, smiley faces, flowers, rainbows, bunnies, and maybe a balloon in a blue sky with a sun shining and grass blowing in the breeze.
Things to remove or forget:
everything about YOU.
Let your parents play this game, then maybe they will get back together and you can all live happily ever after and everything will perfect again. omg you made me cry you are so deep and emotional.

Score: 10

"lmfao"

submission: Broodening: TrueBlood ep1

date: September 3, 2009

Holy shit, you have too much time on your hands.
Great job.

Score: 9

"Awesome"

submission: Delaware Racing

date: August 31, 2009

This is the first racing game I actually liked.
I am so tired of being unable to control the car, and usually these games such a shitty feel to them I quick instantly on the first lap. This one game me no such problems.
The menus worked flawlessly and the ability to customize was great.
I am glad you chose a Dodge Viper, for it is my absolute favorite car, second only to my Escort.
I was really upset to find the achievements to be glitched as I was unable to select the pink car. >:( -1*
Great job and I laughed instantly.

Score: 5

"You know..."

submission: Photo viewer 360* new

date: August 31, 2009

You could have used a camcorder and then turned the table.
Photos are blurry also.
needs some music and maybe something else to do, for instance drop stuff on the hat , set it on fire, or maybe anything you could have thought of had you put more thought into it.

Score: 5

">:("

submission: The Revolutionary War

date: August 25, 2009

The lip syncing was fine and the sound superb. The animation was well done.
Too bad that isn't what really happened. See, the people appointed to govern the colonies by King George wanted the same power as King George, so it wasn't really a revolution. It was an insurrection. We traded a single king for a group of aristocrats. Every U.S. president since Washington has been related to the British royal family. If you could adjust your flash to match the truth with your own style, I would five it every day.
That is exactly how it happened.